Donkey's left shoe 

1. To take a long time in doing a task

John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up

Donkey's left shoe by crackajack1992 February 19, 2009

Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks

Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

Michael Jordan's left shoe by KingofStuffedAnimals June 12, 2020

Checking a man’s left hip 

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.

This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.

Checking a man’s left hip by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022

The Grinch’s left hand 

The act of throwing up in your left hand and cumming in the same hand, mixing it together with your tongue and smacking your mom in the face with it.

Brian just gave his mom the grinch’s left hand!
WTF thats messed up!

The Grinch’s left hand by J Pup December 23, 2020

Skier's left 

Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!

Skier's left by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Kenma’s left pinky toe 

That’s it rich kenma’s left pinky toe.

Yummy! Kenma’s left pinky toe

Kenma’s left pinky toe by Killer birb September 18, 2020

she's left-handed 

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.

she's left-handed by Barnakey August 19, 2006