Short for legit excuse. There are ten different le excuses. If a friend says le01 ,this is his excuse to what ever he/she is guilty of, no questions will be asked. A person who uses an le is often guilty of smoking weed, or having sex. Le excuses can be use in any situation except if the user is late to a card game.
Le excuses

Le01: I was carpet munching
Le02: I was streaming
Le03: fell up and/or down the stairs

Le04: I was high

Le05: on a date

Le06: stuck in traffic

Le07: I got shanked

Le08: best sex ever

Le09: I was on fire

Le10: taking a shit

a well known perverted predator who turned female after having his balls stepped on by many people mistaking him to be a hill (pronounced hieu).

Legal Employee like policeman

Short form of "Elli", a girls name. Used because by saying the letters "L" and "E" the word "Elli" is the result. Best used in text, so most often used on Msn Messenger or on a blog.

Joseph Galaska who's in the KKK

A great friend in elementary then stabs you in the back through middle school. Which later in life turns into a farmer with a shit stain.

A half man who keeps his balls in his girlfriends purse