lay wood 

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.

David: Huh?

Tim: We're having sex!

David: Bruh, just say that then

lay wood by Nona.rosegold June 7, 2017

Lay Wood 

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

Lay Wood by TuAnon February 21, 2024

lay the wood 

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."

"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."

lay the wood by Heavy1974 November 10, 2009

lay the wood 

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

lay the wood by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003

lay the wood 

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

lay the wood by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003

lay some wood 

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

lay some wood by TLKay January 14, 2017