Lay a log 

use the bathroom, defecate.

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."

Lay a log by DCinDC June 26, 2009

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

lay down a log by bobjonas December 29, 2015

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

lay down a log by citropussy January 25, 2016

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log

lay down a log by citropussy December 29, 2015

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

lay down a log by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019