When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part
Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months
by rhinoplast July 19, 2011
noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz
by jtbaum88 April 14, 2010
An article, poll, study, etc. which on face value would be dismissed, that is cited in progressively more reputable sources, until the original nonsense has credibility.
Person1: “I read on Politico that intero-recto-gestion is actually healthier then eating with your mouth.”
Person2: “That article is total Reference Laundering. If you click on the reference, Politico cited Vox, who cited Mashable, who cited Unicorn Riot, who cited an Onion Article based on a South Park episode.”
Person1: “so I’ve been shoving food up my butt for no reason!”
Person2: “That article is total Reference Laundering. If you click on the reference, Politico cited Vox, who cited Mashable, who cited Unicorn Riot, who cited an Onion Article based on a South Park episode.”
Person1: “so I’ve been shoving food up my butt for no reason!”
by Pnw2mpls January 18, 2021
Like money laundering, but with your research paper. You take info from a source you aren't allowed to use (wikipedia, etc.) and credit the info to a crap source. You get to use understandable info and count extra sources for your works cited.
by yeetman17 January 21, 2021
when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.
"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?
by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010
When the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution is bypassed by DIRECTING BIG TECH to CENSOR speech that criticizes or questions the government, policies, politicians, political actors, or political entities at the behest of politicians, government bureaucrats, political actors, and/or political entities.
It is used to streamline politically expedient narratives and to silence any alternative thought in the body politic do help achieve a desired political outcome.
It is used to streamline politically expedient narratives and to silence any alternative thought in the body politic do help achieve a desired political outcome.
NPC: “Facebook and twitter are private entities. They can decide what gets shared on their platforms any time they want.”
HUMAN: “Sure they can, but NOT through censorship laundering. If platforms are directed to censor by the government, then they are, by proxy, a government actor.”
HUMAN: “Sure they can, but NOT through censorship laundering. If platforms are directed to censor by the government, then they are, by proxy, a government actor.”
by Beatriceofeste June 6, 2021
When someone completes a transaction of very homosexual content, and/or including "snowballing", "Ass-kiting", and the ever-famous "cock-waffling."
Wow, your a fag launderer.
Is it wrong, to exchange butterfly nut-kisses?
Fag Laundering is illegal in my asshole.
Is it wrong, to exchange butterfly nut-kisses?
Fag Laundering is illegal in my asshole.
by Nick the Fat June 1, 2009