Land the Plane

Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".
Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-

Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
by FauxRealz October 27, 2009
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Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 07, 2010
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When you complete something like a boss ass bitch
Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane
by mecheng99 November 17, 2017
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Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hourssomeone tell him to land the plane.”
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025
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landing planes

Guy 1: Hey, stop sleeping!
Guy 2: I'm not sleeping, I'm landing planes.
by funnay is not funnay May 20, 2011
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Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!
by Rjakie May 17, 2025
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