Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.
Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.
Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.
by howardzend February 16, 2006
passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
by Sp33dstix November 03, 2008
Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 13, 2006
The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
by TheRealSlimAnus July 31, 2010
by Pat Nolan April 23, 2006
A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.
Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
by Turtle Farmer July 30, 2010
by Enor Mouscock August 17, 2010