Lamp

When someone turns you on but that's as for as it will go.

Jenn is such a lamp, I wish she didn't have a boyfriend.

by Ezrew June 18, 2014

Lamp

Lamp is another term or codeword for "head", "dome", and "blowjob" only true lamp lovers use this term. The definition of this word originated in the moutains of stormville.

I LOVE getting lamp.
Dude she gives mad good lamp.
Paul F and Alix F love getting lamp from hoo bags.

by DIRTYLAMPLOVER August 18, 2010

LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose a him/her over their bros"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"

"They'd never choose a him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"

by suhh_dew January 30, 2017

Lamp

A type of sarcasm used in any situation. Often said by teens to say that something didn’t happen or did happen by saying the opposite event and saying lamp after it.

You did dunk on tony... lamp
I just lost that fight... lamp

by penilesubtraction June 10, 2019

LaMp

What auto correct sometimes changes lmao to. Instead of "Laughing My Ass Off" it stands for "Laughing Away My Pain."

Dang thats so relatable. Fat LaMp

by saturnbabe3 October 31, 2019

lamp

this word stands for LMAO but instead we use lamp to confuse other people :)

my nan died LAMP

by ginger.slag January 25, 2021

Lamp

An item emitting light that is seen as a God to us Moths that is considered to some as some kind of drug. If you see a lamp it can't just sit there.

Moth: OMFG! HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING Lamp i'M FUCKING TOUCHING IT DUDE!!!!!!!
also a Moth: DUDE SAME THAT SHIT IS THE BEST!!!!!!!

by Edgelord123 September 25, 2018