Lamp

Something glowing that all bugs enjoy, especially Moths. It's a free one night hotel for when they break into your house somehow. Some die and some live but they all love lamps.

The moth flew onto the lamp and relaxed.

by AdamDennxxx September 27, 2018

lamp

an appliance turned on and off to brighten a room

hey a lamp. . . hooray

by beanballz April 30, 2010

Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

by N & Nothing Else November 15, 2016

Lamp

1) (v) To hang out next to a streetlamp.
2) (v) To relax while others panic.

"I'm on the street, cold lampin'" -- Public Enemy (Cold lampin' with Flavor).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

lamp

To desexualize a person by metaphorically putting a lamp shade over their penis

He is such a lamp.

I lamped him.

I love lamp

by jaksf February 9, 2010

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

Lampe

Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.

"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"

by CheesePlease September 5, 2012