Lacrosse

1.) A sport usually played by little league failures
2.) The softest human beings play this game

3.) easiest sport around

I play lacrosse because I wasn't good at anything besides ballet.

"Dude why is that guy in the corner sucking his thumb?"
"His dad didn't pay the coach enough money so he didn't make the lacrosse team"
"Makes sense"

by Beans123456789 February 26, 2017

Lacrosse

A sport made for girls and non-baseball players

Johnny was mad that he didn't have enough skill for the baseball team so he joined lacrosse that doesn't require much skill

by Bill Joeseph June 1, 2016

Lacrosse

A sport originally created and played by Native Americans, but was revived in the 20th century by cities and teams on the east coast of the United States. It is played with metal or wood sticks of varying sizes, that have plastic "heads" attached to one end. These plastic "heads" are strung with a nylon mesh, or leather straps. These sticks are used to catch and pass a small rubber ball, a little smaller than a baseball. The objective is to pass or run the ball around the field, and score on the opposing teams square or somewhat rectangular goal. It can be played outdoors on a field larger than that of soccer, or indoors in an arena the size of a hockey rink. There is an outdoor and indoor professional league in the United States, and also a World Championship, with team from all over the world (but the U.S. always wins)

Lets go play lacrosse because all other spring sports SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Eugene Wahmbat April 24, 2004

lacrossed

being over whelmed by lacrosse, happens in intense games or once you learn, ultimatly used by a laxer if you get lacrossed you get the adrenline or you get the drive to go train (unlike baseball fags you only have to run 90 feet ever couple minutes, slap eachothers asses, make fun of lacrosse players and ummmm oh yeah suck dick)

man i am so lacrossed AHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I EVER PLAY BASEBALL NOW TOM WONT STOP CALLING ME AND SENDING ME GAY PORN.... man i gotta get off that baseball email list.

by stuckinohio August 11, 2006

Lacrosse

A sport played by people who aren't lazy and actually run, therefore they don't play baseball.

Jim and Phil played lacrosse because they knew baseball was a coward sport.

by Footballboy417 May 18, 2018

Lacrosse

a sport that requires speed,strength,agility, and endurance. has more contact than football and requires less padding bwcause they are not afraid of injury.

lacrosse was the first american sport created by the indians to settle conflict between neighboring tribes

by ScarryLarry October 13, 2003

Lacrosse

a kick ass game that everyone should play

i hate baseball play lacrosse

by mattattack December 6, 2003