5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
by el viceo April 21, 2006
Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.
Upchurch: yo we got another lacquer thinner Larry here
Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!
Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!
by PushyParachute October 23, 2019
by Dr. Morningstar March 7, 2017
A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.
A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community
Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community
Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023