Lachie

Lachie is the most awesomeetst guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of black. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I dont). He is the goofiest, sneakiest, most snarky man on planet earth. KisSS HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another boy does. He is a boy magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 15 years before we started kissing, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. (Men) We were friends an now we're in love. (he and i make child a lot)

Me: Look a lachie
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*

by AwesomeAutism December 6, 2022

Lachie

Lachie is a humorous guy who gets all the girls. Everyone knows who he is and one of the most popular kids in school. He is cute and the best guy to have so make sure you have one.

Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: Oh that's Lachie!
Person 3: He's so cool!
Person 1: ikr

by a.rando.dude May 13, 2021

Lachie

Only redeeming feature: can pull a bitch.

He’s such a Lachie. Hahahaha

by WillBeWill009 November 18, 2022

lachy reynolds

A stupid braindead single-celled Eukaryote algae Euglena gracilis.

"My name's Lachy Reynolds, I pooped my own pants"
"Impressed he knows what pants is"

by OH EM GEE EYE DEE GEE AYE EFF February 5, 2018

lachy freeman

a world champion race horse that races on his cock and bounces like a kangaroo. winning bc on the roid injection before the race

define: lachy freeman won the Melbourne cup on his cock

by lachy horse racer October 21, 2020

Lachi

A lachi is a hot ass guy that is very loyal and kind like no other. He always has your back. And will do anything for someone he loves with all of his heart. He’s caring and sweet and has a massive dick that any girl would be lucky to get her mouth on. He’s funny and loves to make weird racist jokes. He’s a sexy man any girl or guy would want to be with. If you have a lachi you are a VERY lucky girl/guy. And you need to treat him well or you don’t deserve him.

Guy1: dude that’s lachi with the big dick.

Guy2: oh shit I want to be him.

by Cuteassgirl September 7, 2020

lachy

A really stupid guy, who blatantly stares at girls he's interested in. He knows how to get around but needs his friends to help him.

that guy is a lachy

by lil brain aneurysm September 12, 2022