la croix'd

To taint mildly with flavor.

I mean, if you pick the pineapple off the pizza, your cheese is has still been La Croix'd with that funky ass hot fruit juice. I'd still judge a person that picked the stuff off.

by trashbagdanger October 2, 2018

dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

by La croix boi October 2, 2021