la croix'd 

To taint mildly with flavor.

I mean, if you pick the pineapple off the pizza, your cheese is has still been La Croix'd with that funky ass hot fruit juice. I'd still judge a person that picked the stuff off.

la croix'd by trashbagdanger October 2, 2018

dirty la croix 

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

dirty la croix by La croix boi October 2, 2021

Don't be a lacroix

A Lacroix is someone who sells in every way shape and form, normally they're prone to ragebait and do stupid things for no reason

"I don't wanna play the game I'm not good at it" "come on dude don't be a lacroix"

Don't be a lacroix by The babinskis March 25, 2026