la croix'd

To taint mildly with flavor.

I mean, if you pick the pineapple off the pizza, your cheese is has still been La Croix'd with that funky ass hot fruit juice. I'd still judge a person that picked the stuff off.

la croix'd by trashbagdanger October 2, 2018

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dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

dirty la croix by La croix boi October 2, 2021

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Don't be a lacroix

A Lacroix is someone who sells in every way shape and form, normally they're prone to ragebait and do stupid things for no reason

"I don't wanna play the game I'm not good at it" "come on dude don't be a lacroix"

Don't be a lacroix by The babinskis March 25, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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