L-P

A strange creature who is known to listen to a lot of metal, but have hipster tendencies.

He is usually very well endowed.

I dated a musician once, but he totally ended up being a total L-P.

by showgoer October 4, 2012

F,A,L,P

F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy

by Deeznutz123456654 April 26, 2022

A cooler version of saying welp or well.

Eden: Hawhaw I can spend April fools pulling pranks on you.
Lydia: w e l p

by tommo tops March 31, 2021

A stuped idot who is a nerd and has a bad youtube channel

"Wow V-A-L-P is a really bad Youtuber"
"ikr"

by efwibefyv October 30, 2018

LRP stands for Long Range Pimpin. It means you have hos not just in your city, but in long range.

According to E-40, in a song featuring Passion, "Baller's Lady" he has a bar "Long Range Pimpin, L-R-P's//got em over here, got em overseas"

by Ricky Kwok August 18, 2006

For all those ladies who like their pussy licked....just kindly ask your beau to L your P!

Hey you! Cock with a wallet....l my p or I will bite your dick off!

Profit & Loss, used to indicate cognizance over a business unit. This makes the individual responsible for profitibility of the unit.

Since I was promoted to product manager for XYZ, I finally have a P&L

by JP-5 October 7, 2005