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Kyei yourself 

To wildcard in FPL and end up with a worse team than you started with. Usually culminates in your team going to last place from a much higher position. This is a legendary feat only achievable by extremely talented losers.
You should kyei yourself in game week 6 just to give your competitors some false hope. Be careful though, the last guy to try it stayed last for the season
Kyei yourself by Konkobelow September 15, 2019
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Jared Kyei 

Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...
Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine
(1) A woman who is very protective of her children. She also shares characteristics concerning defense and protection, intense love, and determination. Typically, this name is of high prestige for a woman in the Ashanti clan of Ghana, West Africa. (2) Main character of the witch in the movie 'Kyeiwaa,' who works for the devil with her evil ways. The movie was a dark spin-off of the original virtues of definition (1).
"Kyeiwaa and her children" would be a perfect example of her undying love and protection.
Kyeiwaa by Shanda Teals August 6, 2009
An out-spoken young lady who sometimes like to keep to herself. Kyeishas are always willing to lend a helping hand. Kyeishas are loyal and caring. They don't trust too many people and they love hard. Kyeishas are one of the best friends you could have.
Dang, if only I had someone like Kyeisha.
Kyeisha by yellabonethang October 9, 2013
A kind person on the outside but no one knows their true self. Very nice, smart and pretty and is likely to like a guy for a long time.
Kyeina is my friend.
A Kyeina is kind,calm,amazing,talented, and beautiful person. Most likely to like a person for a long time. Is most likely to feel lonely even with people/friends around. If you have a Kyeina, you are very lucky.
Kyeina is awesome.