Kofta

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta

Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch

by Thekoftaking March 3, 2021

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kofta

Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.

'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'

by TURK4EVA May 4, 2008

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Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

by NaughtyPilau June 6, 2018

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Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.

Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.

by Lamb Kofta September 14, 2020

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