1. verb. To inadvertently fuck something up in ways that no normal person could do so on purpose.
2. Noun. A blunderous fool of legendary proportions.
3. Noun (Slang) A closet homosexual
4. Verb. To insist that others are homosexuals in hopes that they won't disagree
1. Dave totally kocied Chaz's keyboard by laying a lit cigarette down on the keys and walking away.
2. Do whatever you like, just don't koci the place up while we're gone.
by lowsignal August 2, 2006
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1.) Noun; a man that has the ability to slay ridiculous tail but elects to go home with slam pigs that are on the rag instead.

2.) Noun; a man whose growl makes large jungle cats sound like little, furry, adorable kittens.

3.) Adjective; of or pertaining to the Neanderthal and Cro Magnon homo genus.
Guy 1: Who's that guy growling at the slam pig giving out a rack of shots over there?

Guy 2 (without as much as glancing up): Must be Koci.
by Milo85 February 5, 2010
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bruno koci is a nice young man who‘s well raised. he gives great advice and is very intelligent. he isn’t into gambling anymore after being shadow banned.
bruno koci je luan per zotin🦁
by luanesha April 16, 2023
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The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.
Koci Selamaj is an absolute tool and I hope he rots away in hell like he deserves!!!
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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