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1. verb. To inadvertently fuck something up in ways that no normal person could do so on purpose.
2. Noun. A blunderous fool of legendary proportions.
3. Noun (Slang) A closet homosexual
4. Verb. To insist that others are homosexuals in hopes that they won't disagree
1. Dave totally kocied Chaz's keyboard by laying a lit cigarette down on the keys and walking away.
2. Do whatever you like, just don't koci the place up while we're gone.
koci by lowsignal August 2, 2006
Words you can keep
1.) Noun; a man that has the ability to slay ridiculous tail but elects to go home with slam pigs that are on the rag instead.

2.) Noun; a man whose growl makes large jungle cats sound like little, furry, adorable kittens.

3.) Adjective; of or pertaining to the Neanderthal and Cro Magnon homo genus.
Guy 1: Who's that guy growling at the slam pig giving out a rack of shots over there?

Guy 2 (without as much as glancing up): Must be Koci.
Koci by Milo85 February 5, 2010

Koci Selamaj 

The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.
Koci Selamaj is an absolute tool and I hope he rots away in hell like he deserves!!!
Koci Selamaj by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

bruno koci

bruno koci is a nice young man who‘s well raised. he gives great advice and is very intelligent. he isn’t into gambling anymore after being shadow banned.
bruno koci je luan per zotin🦁
bruno koci by luanesha April 16, 2023

Steven Kociu 

This is used for people who cannot control their urges of fucking a dog, cat, squinigga, flanigga or rodent. These fine species will do anything and everything to get their dick inside a pokemon if seen
Sucks at rainbow six siege
Steven Kociu has appeared, capture? Run? Fight?
its over
Steven Kociu by ThickLoliDragon March 26, 2019
The "Kociuba" family name originates from Ukrainian decent. They tend to be unknowingly selfish and stubborn, more than slightly OCD and in need of control of their surroundings. Self-awareness is key for a Kociuba to break out of these Kociuba traits. They tend to believe they can do everything on their own, and to some degree, this is true. They are self-sufficient and independent individuals. They can be somewhat of a player and this is not a gender specific characteristic. They are better looking than they know, though, and can be self-conscious at times. They love powerfully and when they do not meet their own high standard of care, they are very critical of themselves. They can yell, too, like a dinosaur giving birth to a roaring T-rex. It is incredibly frightening...do not upset a Kociuba.
"Man, that Kociuba girl is hot."
"Yeah...she's out of my league."

"Don't make Kociuba mad or else."
kociuba by neeiswhathecalledme June 18, 2017

Kocincki 

A sexy, bodacious girl with HUGE BOOBS
Look at that Holly Kocincki!

I would love to tap a Kocincki
Kocincki by yayshpankay December 14, 2009
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