knock knock jokes

Child play for quire little boys on a street corner excepting that they will turn into crackheads later on in life. Most of them have nothing to look forward to.

Come on Paul lets get some knock knock jokes up in dis joint.

by Obama leader of the Democrats December 16, 2014

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

Knock knock poopy stomp

To do knock knock poopy stomp:

Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep

Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!

The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!

Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!

by Space Dog January 11, 2011

knock knock girl

a ho

she a knock knock girl...she gets knocked down by every nigga in the towers @ university of houston

by misstx March 1, 2009

Knock-Knock Who Is Its

Humungous titties

That bitch got some knock-knock who is its.

by Bukkakegod October 27, 2002

Knock Knock Boobie Rock

As popularized by the "Worst Wedding DJ Ever! (Original)" video found on youtube, this move of unparalleled gumption and rhythm requires walking up to your significant other and essentially playing the congos with their boobies.

The move can only be employed at weddings while listening to Phil Collins', "In the Air Tonight," thus making it extremely rare to be seen.

"Honey, did you just see the perfectly executed Knock Knock Boobie Rock?"

by Genesis and Phil Collins May 19, 2010

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

by Borkems91 April 7, 2010