kludde

A wierd little ball of fluff, a bit similar to a Kirby except it's blue or purple instead of pink

Hey, you're totally a Kludde! I mean look at that fluffy hair of yours!

kludde by Kirbylove November 2, 2017

kludgebucket 

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

kludgebucket by bustapost October 8, 2008

kludge 

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

kludge by Alli February 4, 2003

kludge 

Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.

Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.

Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"

Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."

Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."

kludge by Rotella-T December 17, 2013

kludge 

Bad code that works but is barely readable, overly complex and unmaintainable.

This code is a total kludge!

kludge by Kristin October 8, 2001

kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

kludgey by Webster'03 January 28, 2003

Knudde 

A real dutch word. It is used to express how stupid/worthless something is. This word is not used as much anymore, it was invented in 1925. I want 'Knudde' to become a fucking used word again so say it.

A: Shit man my house is on fire, and dinosaurs are eating it, why my rival is fucking my wife
B: Damn, that's knudde.

Knudde by YouknowwhoIamDavid February 26, 2017