kitty loaf

A very fat, puffy vagina with unusually large outer lips.

Also, a sexual act when a man takes a dump on a woman's gential region (specifically her vagina).

Man, that ho at the club last night had a major kitty loaf! I could see it through her pants!

She creamed herself when I gave her a kitty loaf!

by Big Mama Stank March 14, 2008

Kittyloaf

The cat position referred to when a cat lays down with with all four paws tucked underneath the body; the position that resembles a loaf of bread.

With no paws showing and her tail wrapped around her, Amy was the perfect kittyloaf.

by ClintonPaul July 20, 2008

Kittyloaf

A loaf of bread with eyes and cat ears.

Shin-1chi loves a Kittyloaf

by Junpei Takayama October 10, 2004

kittyloaf

Cat poop, often full of hair due to licking of their own furr.

No way in hell am I picking up tat kittyloaf!

by Jiggles April 1, 2005