kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

kitten surprise by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

Rainbow kitten surprise

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

Rainbow kitten surprise by shanman72 April 18, 2019

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rainbow kitten surprise

the sexual act of taking your girl, throwing her up into the air, smacking her ass, having her land on your cock, and putting a phat nutt right in her pussy

me: damn girl, you tryna get sum fucc?
her: aight but only if you rainbow kitten surprise me

rainbow kitten surprise by awholepenisinmybutt June 16, 2018

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Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.

Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”

Rainbow Kitten Surprise by Word Flirt October 7, 2025

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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