The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

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mama kitten

a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life

sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..

by charlotticka July 31, 2013

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general meow’s kitten

Basically a general definition of any strip mall Chinese restaurant fare that is ready in “10 minute” and you question the quality and origin of the “meat” involved.

I ordered General Tso Chicken from Jade Shack but I have a feeling it was actually General Meow’s Kitten because it tasted funny. I swear it had to be walking on 4 legs earlier in the week.

by PuffyRI July 11, 2022

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