Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

Kitchenware Sexuality

Kitchenware Sexuality is a sexuality in which an individual is sexually, spiritually, and/or emotionally attracted to one or more kitchen items. Common kitchenware that are found to be attractive include toasters, fridges, mixers, blenders, waffle makers etc. Favourited brands include 'Semg' and 'Samsung', especially Smeg toasters and fridges, as well as Samsung fridges.

Arron could not stop himself from vigorously caressing Sarah's Smeg toaster. Its colour, texture, and design really turned him on. ( That is Kitchenware Sexuality)

by Mountianpc October 5, 2021

Kitchenary

When you fuckin yo shorty in the kitchen

I was fuckin this girl kitchenary then my girlfriend walked in.

by W_A_R October 14, 2021

kitchenade

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen

Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.

by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009

kitchen_ware

cool and awesome tommyinnit offliner

Person 1: hey whos your favorite offliner
Person 2: oh its the coolest one, kitchen_ware
Person 1: so true

by kitcheb December 29, 2021

kitchentarded

Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.

Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded.

by kitchentarded July 27, 2008

kitchenary

something that you use in the kitchen

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.

by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006