kings mountain

kings mountain is a town where 90% of the kids are cousins, even if they have no aunts or uncles.

a daily kings mountain conversation:
friend 1: dude i just found out my bf is my cousin
friend 2: really? how are you cousins?
friend 1: my moms uncle is his dads cousins brothers cousins uncle
friend 2: riiiight....
friend 1: confusing i know but im gunna keep dating him anyway because hes HOT!

kings mountain by airbear January 22, 2006

Kings Mountain, NC 

A very small uber religious town ( too small for a Walmart, but big enough for 2 McDonald's) where everyone knows everyone's very boring and uneventful business, but everyone is so bored that they have nothing better to do than gossip and back stab. The highlights are a coffee shop and several children's consignment stores. Everyone can't wait to get out of KM, but hardly anyone does.

Kings Mountain, NC Cult town

Kings Mountain, NC by Bobi7896 March 8, 2011

Hall of the Mountain King 

A famous classical piece written by Edvard Grieg. The song starts off with a gentle but catchy beat, but slowly speed up and intensifies. It gives you a sense of something spiraling out of control, escalating into chaos. Paired with the right clip, this song can produce a hilarious video.

"Hall of the Mountain King" played in my head during finals week, as I was overwhelmed with hours of homework and studying, my grades slowly spinning out of control.

Hall of the Mountain King by Sarcastic_Sarcasm January 31, 2017

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation 

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023

King of the Mountain 

A childhood game where kids climb a pile of snow and try to be the only person standing on top. Kids push each other down the snow pile and tries to get to the top to push the "King" off so they can be the new king.. until someone pushes them off. Quite dangerous. Many injuries may occur, depending on icyness of snow pile and violence level of children participating.

"Krista, come outside, hurry! The neighborhood kids are playing King of the Mountain!"

"I got a bloody nose playing King of the Mountain. Totally worth it."

King of the Mountain by straightupBA February 9, 2010

king under the mountain 

Dáin II Ironfoot

After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.

king under the mountain by justaman June 5, 2017

King of the mountain 

Having sex in a cable car/gondola while going up/or between mountains to ski.

dude, i got king of the mountain today,
sick bro, where did you pick that chick up?

King of the mountain by King of the peak 2 peak April 29, 2011