king turd 

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

king turd by Stiffboy May 9, 2005

king turd of shit island 

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

king turd of shit island by Jim December 5, 2003

King Turd Of Shit Mountain 

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

King Turd Of Shit Mountain by rob oyns October 11, 2006

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

King Shit of Turd Mountain by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

King George the Turd 

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."

This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.

King George the Turd by Maxhole June 20, 2009

KingTurd 

A pile of shit on the ground. See DoucheBag.

The KingTurd fell off.

KingTurd by Muddy August 19, 2004