Kill Me With a Spoon 

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

Kill Me With a Spoon by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011

kill me with a rusty spoon 

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kill me with a rusty spoon by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017