Kiiboism is a religion were you praise Kiibo, also known as Keebo. His actual name is K1-B0 and he is the Ultimate Hope Robot. He saved the world from despair by sacrificing himself, which is why we praise him. He is the most holy robot to have ever have live. People who worship Kiibo are a part of Kiiboism, and a single worshipper is called a Kiiboist. In Kiiboism there is no Robophobia, as that is strongly looked down on because the Ultimate Hope Robot K1-B0 takes personal offense to it.
Guy 1: "Hey what god do you worship like, what's your religion?"
A Kiiboist: "Me? I only worship and praise our saviour K1-B0, the Ultimate Hope Robot. The religion is Kiiboism and that makes me a Kiiboist. Care to join our religion?"
Guy 1: "Uh.. I'm a Christian and I'm calling a therapist."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*