Kiddie Pool

When two or more males ejaculate into a cup of water and mix it together to have their kids (sperm) swim in the pool

Yo! lets go to my house and have a kiddie pool!

by TheRealPoopDaddy April 15, 2020

swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you

Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

by cougartown1357 July 5, 2010

Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

by nubnibs May 24, 2015

kiddie pool

a pool where babies can pee and won't infect others

Hey one-year-old kiddie, go swim in that kiddie pool!

by SarahKatie May 24, 2006

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

Kentucky kiddie pool

When you fill a truck bed full of piss.

George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week

by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020

Kiddy Pool

When in the missionary position, before one releases in his lady he pulls out to release on her stomach and his little swimmers pool up in her belly button.

“Did you wear a jimmy? No I gave her a kiddy pool.”

by Mynameisjames December 5, 2018