Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

by The Amazing String-Beany December 7, 2010

Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018