Kelly Brook 

Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad.

Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits!

Kelly Brook by Jamie November 22, 2004

Kelly Blue Book 

Getting railed by a backwoods redneck and/or a trucker at a Love's truck stop.

Yo, I heard Brett got a Kelly Blue Book last night, I hope he's ok!

Kelly Blue Book by mr.mauney August 3, 2016

R. Kelly Blue Book 

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

R. Kelly Blue Book by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014

Kelly Blew Book 

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

Kelly Blew Book by QuacksO January 1, 2020

kellybrooke 

A fucktarded girl who fall in holes and has to go to the doctors because it looks like arsehole minced up.

What a kellybrooke

kellybrooke by Slayfucktard May 28, 2022