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powned (assblasted) or owned by an amazing, gorgeous man with huge muscles and everybody likes. feels like a kick in the ass. in the end you will be ashamed
dude, u were kareem'd
damn, not again
by k-rab April 21, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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