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Kai Parker 

Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.
Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker

Damon: you mean sociopath

Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying

Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!
Kai Parker by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 24, 2020
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Kai Parker 

Kai Parker is hot. He is a sociopath BUT WHO CARES?! Not me. He can make any girl horny, including me.
Tvd fan- Who’s your favorite tvd character?

Tvd elite fan- KAI FUCKING PARKER l!!
Kai Parker is daddy

Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker by Ashlyn84 April 9, 2021

Kai Parker 

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.
Kai Parker by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

KAI PARKERS CACA 

to me she is a baka but to him she’s a caca and I’m a aboodlacaca because I’m the best :)
shay is kais caca or KAI PARKERS CACA

kaiparkersexual 

When you are sexually attracted to Kai Parker

When you get butterflies in your stomach when you see him

Kai Parker is a very hot but misunderstood character in TVD (The Vampire Diaries).
I am kaiparkersexual.

Kaiparkerism 

When you are so obsessed with Kai Parker you are unable to focus on day to day tasks. Such as; school, work, chores, real people your age, and yourself. You would most likely take a bullet for this character.
I’m so obsessed with Kai Parker, I think I might have Kaiparkerism.
Kaiparkerism by Fluffy Panda 82 March 4, 2021
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