jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants

Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one

by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016

the dump jump

When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.

Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.

Joe : What's wrong?

Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.

Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.

by LongJohnson21 December 30, 2013

Dump Jump

When you are having sex and you jump over your mate and poop on them in the air.

Me and Amy were having sex when she suggested I Dump Jump her.

by MAY01337 December 30, 2013

jump 'n dump

A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.

Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?

by spokaman July 30, 2010

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016