Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly

"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!

by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Premature Jibulation

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.

"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

by Gustache May 18, 2007