Bored Journalist Syndrome 

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

Bored Journalist Syndrome by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

Bored Journalist Syndrome 

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster

At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.

Bored Journalist Syndrome by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024

Mahon's Journals

The worst possible thing to do when you're reading a book. opposition, repetition, and metaphor. you don't know how much to write, and when you write as much as you can, it's not enough.

on a scale of 0-4, the highest anyone has gotten is a 2.

1: What are you doing?
2: Mahon's journals....
1: Have fun with that!
2: Shut. Up.

Mahon's Journals by asddkfljjfffaklsdj123419837401 March 5, 2009

Swamp journalist 

Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.

" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."

Swamp journalist by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017

Game Journalist 

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

Game Journalist by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

Underpants journalist 

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

Underpants journalist by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

Games Journalist

A high on soy dude that is already a joke within journalism, but his masochist self just wants more paddles to his arse.

"the games journalist gave his wife a rose when she came home after having sex with Raul."

Games Journalist by Kandy_ElmofromEverywhere May 7, 2018