joural

A "joural" is a poorly edited newspaper, typically one published with a small circulation to a captive audience. The term originated when the University of Washington's "The Daily" misspelled "Livejournal" as "LiveJoural" consistently throughout an article.

"Man, the Metropolis Daily Planet is such a joural."

by haniver February 16, 2005

Game Journalist

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

Joral

This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.

Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral

Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral

by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014

Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

bullet journal

A journal used for personal use, such as a planner, art book, organization journal, and or a diary.

"How are you so organized?!"
"I write everything down in my bullet journal"

by ThatFan January 29, 2018

Wall Street Journal

A very unreliable source to get your news from. Calling people anti-Semitic, because of a joke they made. Even though one of their writers, hypofritz, also made anti-Semitic jokes.

Wall Street Journal is back at it again with fake news

by BallzDeepIn69 February 24, 2017

Wall Street Journal

A clickbait news outlet who defames people for personal gain.

Every news outlet who defames PewDiePie is a Wall Street Journal.

by Lenny Face - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) February 25, 2017