jou ma se poes 

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes

Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.

jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004

Jou Ma Se Poes 

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"

Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"

Jou Ma Se Poes by GragMasool August 23, 2016

Jou ma se poes 

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.

Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!

Jou ma se poes by Hans69 September 30, 2021

Jou Ma Se Poes 

A way to say that someone's mother is Beautiful in Afrikaans

Jammer James, Jou ma se poes

Jou Ma Se Poes by Chocolate Cassarole October 29, 2023

Jou ma se poes 

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

Jou ma se poes by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes 

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes by Deezos March 10, 2009