by Martha90 August 6, 2005
Absolutely toooo cool. Not to mention the best hippie since Janis Joplin and the most down to earth person since Ghandi. Oh and she is the white Aretha Franklin.... not to mention she's only 17. Rock on
by goldfish March 4, 2005
by Emilio Rebenga April 19, 2005
Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.
by jpeterman July 13, 2006
by Name not found August 19, 2014
The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
by Jermain Jerome October 2, 2006
A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.
Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.
"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)
"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)
by Lawman & Oakbot 5000 & The Grammer Nazi May 23, 2006