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joss stone 

A beautiful Caucasian pop star who has some mad soul... can outsing Xtina, Mariah and Whitney.
Forget those lame teeny bopper pop tarts & tacky, ghetto r&b singers... Joss Stone is the best.
joss stone by hellagood April 13, 2005

Joss Stone 

The most amazing live act in the entire world!
Me: OMG I SAW JOSS STONE IN CONCERT, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED, AND I TOUCHED HER ARM!
Joss Stone by Martha90 August 31, 2005

Joss Stone 

Absolutely toooo cool. Not to mention the best hippie since Janis Joplin and the most down to earth person since Ghandi. Oh and she is the white Aretha Franklin.... not to mention she's only 17. Rock on
Joss Stone is the daughter of soul
Joss Stone by goldfish March 4, 2005

joss stone 

piece of shit soul singer. doesn't know anything and makes very gay music.
u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of shit
joss stone by Emilio Rebenga April 18, 2005

joss stone 

Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.
joss stone by jpeterman July 13, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026