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Joseph Gordon-Levitt 

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt 

One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.
"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".

Joseph Gordon-Levitt 

A hot sexy bamf mofo. Starring in (500) days of Summer and Inception. He acts, and bust some sweet ass dance moves. Did I mention this bad ass mofo does backflips off walls and is hot as hell.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt should win a grammy for best actor

Joseph Gordon-Levitt 

Joseph Gordon Levitt is a sweet cutesty boy<3
Friend 1: omg, I love him so much
Friend 2: who?
Friend 1: Joseph Gordon-levitt, obvi?

joseph gordon-levitt 

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you
person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026