Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Jongus

An undefined word that can be used for anything and everything

Are you yanking my jongus?
Rolls right off the jongus.
You're such a jongus.

by Orcaaaaaaaaaaa August 8, 2018

jongu

A guy who is best known for having overexcess amount of H. The word literally means "Mushroom" in Asian language, but was later translated by Californians.

What's up jongu; how many gallons of milk did you milk last night?

by jongu January 28, 2004

jongus

A undefined word that can be used for anything and everything

Are you yanking my jongus?
Lick my jongus!
suck it up you jongus

by Orcaaaaaaaaaaa August 8, 2018

Jongus

This word can be applied to a variety of situations. Typically this word is used to express annoyance.

Jongus! We forgot to get Yerbe from the store!

by Tuke July 2, 2020