Joke

As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!

Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol

by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016

Joking

Code-word for alcohol consumption.

"You coming out joking tonight?"

by ash13 March 9, 2009

that's the joke

No really, that was it. Right up there.

That's the joke. That joke was right there. That was it.

by fr3nzical February 7, 2013

Joke

n. An alcoholic beverage that consists of Jack Daniels and coke.

I love jokes. They're extremely tasty.

by noyce December 6, 2006

Jokes

Used to describe an extrememly funny occurance. Often used in reference to an inside joke between two people. May be used in groups as well.

"Jokes, Luca, Jokes!"
"HAHA, mad jokes!"
"Two cokes and some jokes."

by GypsyChild May 18, 2009

No Joke

True or stating that said statement is "Not a Joke"

Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly

by Supa Swagg June 7, 2009

Joke

Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.

Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.

Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.

by amanda_ October 25, 2006