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John Jameson 

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.
In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
John Jameson by Irish Legend October 15, 2009

John James Parton 

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )
Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !
John James Parton by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

John James Autobahn 

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
John James Autobahn by QuacksO April 27, 2019

James-John 

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.
I wish I had a James-John here tonight!
James-John by James-John September 15, 2018

James-John Kelly 

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
The man, the myth, the legend who mass spawned in Carolina State RP on the days of 4/23/22 and 4/24/22
"Did you here about that guy named JohnJam"
"No"
"Well fuck you then"