John guy 

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

John guy by Salty nutz May 3, 2023

john guy the science nye 

He is a John guy and very cool

I wish I was a John guy the science nye

john guy the science nye by john guy the science nye October 7, 2020

Penis guzzling guy named john 

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

Penis guzzling guy named john by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

John Sadly is still the only guy in London 

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

John Sadly is still the only guy in London by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

John Kerry guys! 

aka "jk guys!" or "just kidding guys!"

room full of people...

"FIRE!!!!"

panic ensues....

"John Kerry guys!!!"

John Kerry guys! by trippaholic May 27, 2005