Joeylink 

A link, often given by a supposed 'friend', that lacks or has a misleading description, and links to a shock site, or other profoundly disturbing media. People who provide joeylinks, often repeat the offense, and should be isolated from social contact.

These kind of links are quite common on Internet forums, IRC channels, and IM networks. It is also considered a joeylink, if one should switch your browser's default home page to such media.

Joeylinks have commonly been known to link to, but are not limited to, hardcore gay porn, shock sites, such as tubgirl, lemonparty, goatse, and numerous other Internet atrocities that forever scar the minds of the victims.

Joeylink by DonMac April 21, 2008

joeylicious 

Possessing rugged looks, a shy laugh, a mysterious twinkle in his eye when thinking devious thoughts, muscles in the right place and a heart of gold.

The first time I met him I thought "he is joeylicious, I could eat him up"!

joeylicious by patito_1962 June 12, 2019

joeyslow 

Being slow to react to something, just like Joey from Friends

Jason: Oh my god, I told Dave a joke earlier and it took him thirty seconds to laugh!
Rav: Damn! That's joeyslow!

joeyslow by Jason Greenwell October 15, 2008

Joeylink 

A link, often given by a supposed 'friend', that lacks or has a misleading description, and links to a shock site, or other profoundly disturbing media. People who provide joeylinks, often repeat the offense, and should be isolated from social contact.

These kind of links are quite common on Internet forums, IRC channels, and IM networks. It is also considered a joeylink, if one should switch your browser's default home page to such media.

Joeylinks have commonly been known to link to, but are not limited to, shock sites, such as tubgirl, lemonparty, or goatse, as well as disturbing videos, such as fetish porn.

Joeylink by DonMac April 23, 2008

joeylink 

A person who fails very often who usually always has someone linked to him. like a kangeroos kid, otherwise known as a joey. it has to stay in its mothers pouch and is to stupid to walk. someone who will never get out of his annoying mothers house.

Dude 1: look at those two

Dude 2: thats a classic joeylink right there

joeylink by peapodG July 25, 2010

Joyslick 

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

Joyslick by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Joyslin 

A superior version of Jocelyn. Joyslin is probably the funniest, responsible and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is built different and is usually very independent. Be warned, she is very easy to fall in love with, but it is hard to earn her love and kindness.

If you ever meet a Joyslin, stay wary as you may end up falling for her even if you are attached and she will be all you can ever think about. Even if she isn't yours, you will be willing to do anything just have the opportunity to hold her in your arms and jealousy will overcome you the second you see her with someone else if you ever get the chance to make her yours. Make sure you wife her up as you will undoubtedly regret it for the rest of your life because there may be thousands of girls but none will be as perfect as her.

Guy 1: “Oh my god she is so pretty”
Guy 2: “Thats Joyslin for you”

Joyslin by xpekegavemeahickey November 22, 2021