Skip to main content

Jewsplaining

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.
This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.
by BlueCollarLaboringMan August 19, 2022
mugGet the Jewsplaining mug.

Jewsplaining

When someone born with a lot of connections talks about how they worked so hard to get where they are and lie about starting from the bottom.
That rich guy was jewsplaining about his comeup
by 0xEl September 1, 2023
mugGet the Jewsplaining mug.

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's
Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen
by Fuck Scotty from marketing February 16, 2021
mugGet the Jensplaining mug.

jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"
Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.
by Deaf leper August 28, 2019
mugGet the jerksplaining mug.

Newsplaining

Explanations provided by the Mainstream Media that fits into their agenda setting narrative.
High school kid in a MAGA hat smirks at a hostile Native American man who approached him and beat a drum in his face. The mainstream media uses newsplaining to tell Americans how racist the kid is.
by Bubb Rubb 21 February 6, 2019
mugGet the Newsplaining mug.

Jatsplaining

The explanation of something related to Sikhism by a Jat Sikh, typically to a Non-Jat Sikh, or to a rational moderate Jat Sikh, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Khalistanis Jats in Canada are often seen Jatsplaining Sikhism to the peaceloving true Khatri & Dalit Sikhs
by True_Sikh November 29, 2021
mugGet the Jatsplaining mug.

Jocsplaining

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022
mugGet the Jocsplaining mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email