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Jewsplain 

Non-Jews telling Jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other Jews), their faith, their community, and their role in society.
It's aggravating when a gentile tries to jewsplain the Torah but can't even read Hebrew.
Jewsplain by Ahavah Torah February 27, 2020
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Jewsplain 

To explain in a condescending, oversimplified, and often inaccurate manner, without regard to the fact that the explainee knows more than the explainer, usually done by a Jew to a non-Jew.

Jewsplaining usually occurs on the topic of Zionism, anti-semitism, or the State of Israel. For example, a Jewish American who has never set foot in Israel could jewsplain the experience of Palestinians in Gaza to a Palestinian refugee in the USA, despite the Palestinian having more experience and live updates from family members in Gaza. Jewsplaining often frames the abuser as the victim and often includes accusations of anti-semitism and heavy gaslighting.

Not all jewsplaining is done by Jewish people. As US President Biden has so firmly claimed, you can be a Zionist even if you're not a Jew. So it is quite possible for Zionists of all races, genders, or religions to feel it is their right to jewsplain.

Related terms include whitesplain, straightsplain, and cisplain. The overarching thread is someone privileged explaining something to someone less privileged, about a topic the explainer knows less about.
A: The Palestinain people are faking and overexaggerating the number of deaths and trauma from Israel's bombings. They are inflicting a Holocaust on Israeli Jews, and by extension all us Jews worldwide!

B: Are you Jewsplaining the trauma experienced by Palestinians? And playing the victim while throwing thousands of bombs at innocent people, wiping out family lineages, and bombing hospitals with the sick and wounded to dust?
A: You're anti-semitic. You hate Jews. You want us to be erased from the Earth. All Palestinians are terrorists and they must be exterminated for Jews to be free.
Jewsplain by Gsjsknc889 December 26, 2023

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's
Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

japsplain 

(v) To explain a commonly-known aspect of Japanese culture to a non-Japanese audience, often with condescending oversimplicity.
"I've been living in Osaka for ten years, and I still get okonomiyaki japsplained to me as 'a Japanese pizza pancake.' "
japsplain by jetlife-senpai February 21, 2015

jedisplain 

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.
"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."
jedisplain by JormanThoad May 2, 2018

jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"
Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.
jerksplaining by Deaf leper August 28, 2019

jewsploitation 

A new film genre that does for Jews what blaxploitation did for blacks.
Examples of jewsploitation: The Hebrew Hammer and Inglourious Basterds
jewsploitation by somejerkwad November 12, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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