Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

Jew Cream by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

jew cream

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru

"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."

jew cream by sensimelio June 25, 2008

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Jew Creamed

A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum

OMG i just got jew creamed

Jew Creamed by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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