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jew cream 

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru
"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."
jew cream by sensimelio June 25, 2008
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Jew Creamed 

A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum
OMG i just got jew creamed
Jew Creamed by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009
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