Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
by BigBadWolfBob March 4, 2022
A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.
I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.
by Marty Schottenheimer November 3, 2005
The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
by Solid Snail October 13, 2013