jesus saves!

what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.

he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!

by hockey rules June 10, 2005

jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

by LayItonYou March 24, 2007

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

objective.jesussave.us

A fake (yet very well disguised) "Christian propoganda" site designed to make Christians look like fools.

I laughed at objective.jesussave.us today.

by buddychrist May 13, 2005

objective.jesussave.us

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.

hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!

by techfury90 January 10, 2005

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005