jesus saves!

what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.
he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!
by hockey rules June 04, 2005
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jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"
jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?
by LayItonYou March 21, 2007
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jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."
dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!
by memorybabe September 10, 2011
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Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
by Big Cunt Swallower March 03, 2020
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